Horray for Chicago

According to Forbes magazine, Chicago is ranked the 6th drunkest city in the country! Good work everyone, glad to know I'm not the only one who takes drinking seriously.

However, I think we can do better! Milwaukee is number 1, and Minneapolis-St. Paul is number 2. Columbus and Boston are 3 & 4, with Austin coming in at #5. I think the first two will be hard to take, but 3-4? Come on, there is nothing in Ohio that we can not do better in Illinois, the Kennedy's haven't lived in Boston for years, and a city full of computer geeks and slackers!?! Let's go Chicago, it's almost lunch on a Friday so let's start making our move now! Go ahead, order a drink for lunch, if we all do it, no one will notice.

Image courtesy of Modern Drunkard Magazines website. I didn't actually ask their permission, so don't tell them!