Dressing in the Summer

It is very hard for a man to be well dressed during the summer. Days like this, temperature in the 90's and humidity hovering around 100%, are just very very uncomfortable. Someone recently told me that sweat was just nature's way of telling you that you were moving too fast or working too hard for conditions. That is a load...on days like this I usually just sit here, not moving at all, and still I sweat. I have stood directly in front of my ac unit, blowing full blast, and I could still feel the sweat forming on the side of my body not facing the fan. It's almost impossible to wear clothes in conditions such as this, and that makes me grumpy.