According to Forbes magazine, Chicago is ranked the 6th drunkest city in the country! Good work everyone, glad to know I'm not the only one who takes drinking seriously.
However, I think we can do better! Milwaukee is number 1, and Minneapolis-St. Paul is number 2. Columbus and Boston are 3 & 4, with Austin coming in at #5. I think the first two will be hard to take, but 3-4? Come on, there is nothing in Ohio that we can not do better in Illinois, the Kennedy's haven't lived in Boston for years, and a city full of computer geeks and slackers!?! Let's go Chicago, it's almost lunch on a Friday so let's start making our move now! Go ahead, order a drink for lunch, if we all do it, no one will notice.
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Modern Drunkard Magazines website. I didn't actually ask their permission, so don't tell them!