Mr. Quarantine

could only sit here, stunned, when I read the following quote by the first American quarantined since 1963:
"I'm a very well-educated, successful, intelligent person," he told the paper. "This is insane to me that I have an armed guard outside my door when I've cooperated with everything other than the whole solitary-confinement-in-Italy thing."
This may even be beyond my ability to be snarky, or flippant, or funny, or any of those tools I use to confront outstanding stupidity...but maybe after a day or two.
And he's not even going to be prosecuted? I'm just going to go lay down for awhile....